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To Be '8' Again!

A man was sitting on the edge of the bed watching his wife.  She was looking at herself in the mirror.  Since her birthday was not far off, he asked what she would like to have for her birthday.

'I would like to be eight again', she replied, still looking in the mirror.

On the morning of her birthday the husband arose early.  He made her a nice big bowl of Coco Pops.  Then  he took her to the Adventure World theme park. 

What a day!

He put her on every ride in the park.  She went on the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear and the Screaming Roller Coaster.

Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park.  Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down.

He then took her to a McDonalds.  There he ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake.

Next, they were off to a movie, popcorn, pop and her favorite candy, M&M's.

What a fabulous adventure!

Finally, she wobbled home with her husband.  She collapsed into bed, exhausted.

He leaned over his wife with a big smile.  He lovingly asked, 'Well dear, what was it like being eight again?'

Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed.

She said, 'I meant my dress size, you f******* retard!

The moral of the story?

Even when a man is listening, he is gonna get it wrong!

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